This post is to draw people to my blog via search engines:

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Shut up, leave me alone, and WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

I have not had enough time to resume my studying (computers), because PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ARE WASTING MY TIME! It's like I stepped into a REALLY bad season of Degrassi, and it must stop.

Also, maybe I like being an aspiring hacker, and don't want to go build a snow man, or have a snowball fight with myself. Call me strange, but that sounds rather unappealing.

Now, on to my winter reading list:

1. Free Culture: The Nature and Future of Creativity - Lawrence Lessig
2. A Brief History of Time - Steven Hawking
3. The Lurker at the Treshhold - August Derleth/ H.P Lovecraft
4. The Difference Engine - William Gibson and Bruce Sterling
5. Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince

Of course, I know someone who would say "u sholdnt red so much, go ot n ply ur a kid". And people wonder why I have so little faith in humanity. Please try to encourage intellectualism and "book-learning", because we're doomed to continue on as savages if we go on this way.

On a brighter note, POKEMAN!

Hacked

I'm sorry...

This was too cool not to put up:

moar funny pictures

What...the...fu-

I have no idea what's been happening. Strange girls keep popping up out of the woodwork to greet me, and I have to go through the pain of talking to these weirdos, and then another one shows up! I think it's a sign from God, but I really don't know how to interpret this one, gimme a hint. :P

It certainly is.

If anybody gets the joke, please fill me in. (Found on 4chan, /b/)

Only in Japan:

I don't know what the bloody hell this is, much less if it's cool that I post it here. Found at www.lolwut.com (Which I suspect is merely a dump of pictures from 4chan.)

If anybody knows Kanji, I'd appreciate the help. (I think it's Kanji, it's too squiggly to be Katakana. :P)

5P34K 1337?

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J00 H4\/3 B33N W4RN3D, D0 N07 A773M7 70 5P34K 1337 UN1355 Y0U KN0\/\/ Y0|_| C4N H4ND13 17.

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