I'm so sick of all the magazines, and websites, and EVERY F***ING THING ELSE telling me HOW TO INSTALL WINDOWS VISTA!!!!!!!!!!11!!!11!21!21!!!!!! I mean, they're selling point is something like: "Windows Vista is so easy even this mentally retarded monkey can use it, and he doesn't have fingers! What? No monkey?! I'M BILL GATES!!! IF I WANT A GOD-DAMN MONKEY I BETTER-F***ING WELL HAVE IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW INSANELY RICH I AM?! I COULD BLOW UP THE MOON AND GET AWAY WITH IT! YOU CAN'T DEFY THAT SORT OF POWER! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!.............................................Anyway, have you seen Vista's amazing 3D accelerated GUI? It's so new and amazing, i'm suprised i didn't think of it myself..........WHO WROTE THAT ON THE GOD-DAMN CUE CARD! KILL HIM IMMEDIATLY! CAN'T KILL ANYO-I'M BILL GATES! I CAN KILL ANYONE I WANT!.........Okay, anyway. What about that speech recognition? I mean this technology has been around for at least 20 years. Where the hell was Windows then? OH, YOU OPEN-SOURCERS CAN BLOW ME! I'm going to go count my money. See you bastards when Windows X: The final evil comes out!" Anyway, my point is, i'm not a complete idiot. Windows Vista is the easiest operating system to install ever! So I don't need some dumbass ruining my computer experience by treating me like a damn 3 year-old. In fact, that's what it's like being a teenager. "When I was your age, we were dumb. We got in all sorts of trouble. So i'm going to treat you like a baby so that you will thank me when your a grown-up" "But i'm more mature than that, plus I don't have any friends to act stupid with. Plus, what adult still say's 'Grown-up'?" "Well, um......Go clean up your room." And why does every generation have to put down the next? It's like a spiral of laziness. "I'm so lazy, i'm going to blame my children for the world's problems." This has been happening for decades, and I think it has to stop.
Anyway, i'm veering off-topic. The point is, i'm not a baby, I think I can handle Vista.
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But come to think of it, I even put my own generation down. But we really do suck.
This is why I like the Geico commercials about cavemen. Advertisers do automatically assume that NO ONE watching/reading their ads has advanced beyond a 4th-grade level emotionally, mentally, or socially. (and in the case of some women's clothing ads, physically). Copy writers are probably trained to believe that everyone except copy writers is just smart enough to find the "ON" button on his remote controls, and if he's lucky navigate his way to the nearest 7-11 or Walmart with just enough object-recognition ability to spot the products he's just seen on the screen.
No thanks. I'll stick with Linux and OS X. When I first saw Vista, I was showing a friend of mine what they stole from Linux and what they stole from Apple. Microsoft never invented anything. They'd want you to believe they invented the internet, but had no part in it.
Everything on Vista has been around before. Some of it over 20 years, as you said.
Now Microsoft is even writing anti-virus software. Well, if you wouldn't write code with such huge holes, you wouldn't have all the virus problems.
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