Elmo Me Elmo II

Lord of the Rings Elmo: Wanders around in circles for 3 hours.
Batteries aren't as good as the book

Non-existant Elmo
Batteries included

Over-priced Elmo: Costs over $200 and comes with a sesaeme Street label.
You don't wanna know

Dead Elmo: Get's really cold and stinks up the living room.
Batteries out of juice

ADD Elmo: Cute little Elmo tha......
Bat....

OCD Elmo: Don't touch him!!! YOU'RE INFECTED!!!!!!
Batteries must be touched 487 times to work

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW: that new "profile picture" is from "Uru: To D'ni" Review in my next post.

Elmo Me Elmo

I don't have much explanation for this post so, without further ado: Elmo dolls we will see in the near future.

Crackhead Elmo: Sits in a dark room scratching itself and screams when exposed to light.
batteries avalible at the street corner

Bob Dylan Elmo: Comes with with removable guitar and non-removable sunglasses; mumbles uncontrollably.
Batteries mmblbml mblmbl mlbml

LAPD Elmo: Wears cute little police uniform and screams at black guys.
Batteries charged with assault and batteries

George W. Bush Elmo: Giggles without a clear exit strategy
I really thought there were batteries of mass destruction

Wiretap Elmo: Used for finding terrorists
Batteries unwarrented

More Elmo madness to come!

Mystical burrito man, do the puppets with the CIA

Woah, with all this wiretapping nonsense, me and my friend have laugin' our butts off! We had a long conversation over the phone yesterday about what it would be like if a guy from the CIA Was listening in to our conversations. We do not have normal senses of humor, but oh well. Anyway it starts with him laughing at our conversations. Then he was supposed to make a DVD of the conversations and set it to puppets (I liked the idea...) So then we started talking about Mexico, and he did a surfer dude impression and said: "Dude, when I like, got to Mexico, i'm going to get a burrito so I can talk to the locals" And I thought: "WTF! He's going to use a burrito as a translater?" So we examined what it would be like if the UN used food as translation devices. We the thought about the wiretapping man, and what he was doing. He was probably a burrito in disguise! So we asked the mystical burrito man if he could do something with the media, such as stop the stuff we don't like in it. So that filled up about 2 hours. So remember, next time you call someone on the phone, use your burrito and put the puppets down. *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This quote is meaningful to me because I've had to come up and/or use
many ideas to aid in my schooling, such as keeping me on my work.