Sunday, March 26, 2006

Elmo Me Elmo II

Lord of the Rings Elmo: Wanders around in circles for 3 hours.
Batteries aren't as good as the book

Non-existant Elmo
Batteries included

Over-priced Elmo: Costs over $200 and comes with a sesaeme Street label.
You don't wanna know

Dead Elmo: Get's really cold and stinks up the living room.
Batteries out of juice

ADD Elmo: Cute little Elmo tha......
Bat....

OCD Elmo: Don't touch him!!! YOU'RE INFECTED!!!!!!
Batteries must be touched 487 times to work

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BTW: that new "profile picture" is from "Uru: To D'ni" Review in my next post.

9 comments:

S.M. Elliott said...

I like OCD Elmo. Did you know Howie Mandel has OCD? He doesn't shake hands with anybody on his new game show, he sort of punches them instead. He punched Donald Trump, heehee.

S.M. Elliott said...

I like OCD Elmo. Did you know Howie Mandel has OCD? He doesn't shake hands with anybody on his new game show, he sort of punches them instead. He punched Donald Trump, heehee.

The Zombieslayer said...

OCD Elmo: Don't touch him!!! YOU'RE INFECTED!!!!!!
Batteries must be touched 487 times to work


Sounds similar to Zombie Elmo. he bites and you end up being an Elmo yourself.

S.M. Elliott said...

Sorry for posting twice posting twice.
Thanks a lot, ZS...now I'll be having nightmares about Zombie Elmo for weeks. ;D

greatwhitebear said...

I love ADD Elmo and even more DEAD ELMO!

You are so wonderfully warped. Can I adopt you?

Laura said...

Actually, SME, since you were posting about OCD Elmo it's funny that it posted twice. ;) Now, just do it 13 more times, and you can go to sleep.

S.M. Elliott said...

Yeah, I'll be posting twice all the time now. :)

Davey said...

Don't forget "never wipes properly Elmo" and oh ya don't touch the batteries

tshsmom said...

I'll pack his bags GWB!

You're as warped as Z is, Davey! ;)