Elmo Me Elmo

I don't have much explanation for this post so, without further ado: Elmo dolls we will see in the near future.

Crackhead Elmo: Sits in a dark room scratching itself and screams when exposed to light.
batteries avalible at the street corner

Bob Dylan Elmo: Comes with with removable guitar and non-removable sunglasses; mumbles uncontrollably.
Batteries mmblbml mblmbl mlbml

LAPD Elmo: Wears cute little police uniform and screams at black guys.
Batteries charged with assault and batteries

George W. Bush Elmo: Giggles without a clear exit strategy
I really thought there were batteries of mass destruction

Wiretap Elmo: Used for finding terrorists
Batteries unwarrented

More Elmo madness to come!

Mystical burrito man, do the puppets with the CIA

Woah, with all this wiretapping nonsense, me and my friend have laugin' our butts off! We had a long conversation over the phone yesterday about what it would be like if a guy from the CIA Was listening in to our conversations. We do not have normal senses of humor, but oh well. Anyway it starts with him laughing at our conversations. Then he was supposed to make a DVD of the conversations and set it to puppets (I liked the idea...) So then we started talking about Mexico, and he did a surfer dude impression and said: "Dude, when I like, got to Mexico, i'm going to get a burrito so I can talk to the locals" And I thought: "WTF! He's going to use a burrito as a translater?" So we examined what it would be like if the UN used food as translation devices. We the thought about the wiretapping man, and what he was doing. He was probably a burrito in disguise! So we asked the mystical burrito man if he could do something with the media, such as stop the stuff we don't like in it. So that filled up about 2 hours. So remember, next time you call someone on the phone, use your burrito and put the puppets down. *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This quote is meaningful to me because I've had to come up and/or use
many ideas to aid in my schooling, such as keeping me on my work.

Quote of the week

I feel this quote is of importance because ignorance has corrupted much of the world. If people become ignorant to everything around them, they cannot handle the full aspect of reality.

KING KITTY!!!

Ta-da! The king is here! Something I did in about 15 minutes. Notice the star of the film... Part 2 in my "cats that can stomp your ass to oblivion" series.

Whoring

Preview of my next photoshop project:

It was cat-nip killed the beast

I hate little girl's toys. That is not to say i'm sexist or anything, but I have to draw the line somewhere. Sure, they were cute at first, but now children are learning to be stupid, mean, slutty bimbos! It sickens me to think that big corporations are using their disgusting supply of smut to create a horrible generation. Case in point: On this episode of south park, Paris hilton came to town, and everybody freaked. When the child Wendy asked what she did, the other little girls responded with phrases like: "She's a mean spoiled brat" and "She has sex with lots of guys and tapes it". Anyway, on the show, she relaeased a toy called the "stupid spoiled whore video playset" And that's why i'm PO'd. The Barbie line of products releases a different camera toy every couple of years. Hmmm.... Also, the Bratz line gets my blood boiling. I was watching "The soup" on E and they had a quick spotlight on the Bratz TV show. After showing a clip, the host said "I have seen the future, and penicilen (that spelled right?) will be expensive" AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Bottom line: What will the next generation of women act like? Probably like stupid spoiled whores.

Happy birthday SME! Love ya!