I don't have much explanation for this post so, without further ado: Elmo dolls we will see in the near future.
Crackhead Elmo: Sits in a dark room scratching itself and screams when exposed to light.
batteries avalible at the street corner
Bob Dylan Elmo: Comes with with removable guitar and non-removable sunglasses; mumbles uncontrollably.
Batteries mmblbml mblmbl mlbml
LAPD Elmo: Wears cute little police uniform and screams at black guys.
Batteries charged with assault and batteries
George W. Bush Elmo: Giggles without a clear exit strategy
I really thought there were batteries of mass destruction
Wiretap Elmo: Used for finding terrorists
Batteries unwarrented
More Elmo madness to come!
13 comments:
BRILLIANT!!
I think we should get your sister the Bob Dylan Elmo for Christmas. ;)
Batteries charged with assault and batteries! HA! This is hilarious. I think Crackhead Elmo would be fun, but Wiretap Elmo might come in handy. For what, I don't know.
Bridg, he says that he has a Part 2 in mind.
Nice blog, Z. My favorite is the president Elmo. I would be funny if it wasn't so true. :-/
This is brilliant, Z!
Wiretap Elmo - that's classic. But do you think that may already be a reality??
Well he is a puppet...
Elmo is satan, I'm sure of it. They traded in Grover for a newer, younger model and left Grover in the gutter whoring himself for woolite. It's a cruel world...
I couldn't stand Elmo till I saw the puppeteer. He is HOT! Here I thought he'd be some gorky little guy with a high voice and frizzy red hair...
"whoring for Woolite"
That's the funniest thing I've heard all week Laura!!
If I'm not mistaken, Elmo and Grover are related. How sad. ;)
Elmo and Grover are related? Is there a Sesame Street family tree? Maybe Bert is the love child of Oscar and Big Bird. Wait, Big Bird's a guy...
"wears cute little uniform and screams at black guys"
I laughed so hard I scared the dog.
SME, that would explain why Bert is gay. ;)
OMG, BERT'S GAY!?!? Heehee.
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